"Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies"
Al Capone (via hefuckin)
This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade
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*checks if acne is still there*
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"Be someone’s Sunday, not Saturday night."
- (via v-ogued)
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Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
Classics Countdown: 4/53 The Little Mermaid
"I lost her once, Grim. I’m not going to lose her again."
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
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"Basically, what I’m saying is all I need in a relationship is somebody to watch TV with me."
- Jennifer Lawrence (via clarysherondhale)
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