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"Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies"


Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

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*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

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"Be someone’s Sunday, not Saturday night."

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Conversation I heard in the club.

Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.

Classics Countdown: 4/53 The Little Mermaid

"I lost her once, Grim. I’m not going to lose her again."

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staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 

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"Basically, what I’m saying is all I need in a relationship is somebody to watch TV with me."

- Jennifer Lawrence (via clarysherondhale)

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